*In the lacrosse unlimited camp store where multiple girls are present*
"One and one, we're having some fun, in the bedroom, all day, and all of the night!" - Group of boys, singing a rendition of 'One and One' by 2 Live Crew (To the tune of 'I just want to be with you all of the time' song)
"Oh, yeah, that's the 2 Live Crew song." - One boy to another
"Why are you guys singing 2 Live Crew songs. Keep it holy, now!" - Me
"You know who 2 Live Crew is?!" - Boy
"Of course I know who they are. I was alive when they were founded. Something you cannot even say." - Me
"But you know the song 'One and One'?" - Boy
"Of course I know it! It's not appropriate!" - Me, knowing full well I've never heard that song but knowing enough about 2 Live Crew to know that it shouldn't be sung at camp
"Well it's coming back!" - Other boy
"Oh dear god. Go back to your room." - Me
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