Birthday prank

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" - Me
"Thank you!" - Former ATS
"Whatcha doin'? - Me
"Working. You?" - Former ATS
"Packing for the move." - Me
"Moving? Where are you moving to?" - Former ATS
"Texas, did I not tell you that?" - Me, 100% joking
"NO!! YOU'RE MOVING TO TEXAS?! THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" - Former ATS
"Ha. No. I'm totally joking." - Me
"I hate you. You almost made me cry on my birthday." - Former ATS