Monday, July 7, 2014

False threats

*After no text responses for almost a week*
"Sorry on a trip." - Former Athlete
"You hate me. I get it." - Me
"Was it that obvious??" - FA
"Clearly. Maybe I'll just move to Texas and save you the trouble of not answering my texts. Then you'll miss me.
And I'll sing that song from pitch perfect as I drive away..." - Me
"Don't say stupid things... They're scary." - FA
"I'm sorry!! I don't want to move to Texas!!" - Me

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