"They're just standing out there." - SA, indicating boys weighting to lift
"The coach isn't here yet." - Senior Male Athlete
"Yes, but they look like a bunch of baby ducks. You should go out there." - SA
"Why?" - SMA
"So they can imprint on you. It would be cute." - SA
"Yeah, go be a mama duck." - Me
"And they'll make little duck noises." - SA
*in little baby voices* "B! B! B! B! B! B! B! B!" - Me and SA
*Note: My ATS pointed out to me the accidental pun on "weighting to lift" as opposed to the correct "waiting to lift". I've chosen to leave it incorrect for the sake of humor and acknowledgement of my own lack of sleep on any given day*
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