"What are you doing?" - Me
"Trying to put the stray string from this lacrosse stick up his nose." - SA
"Oh, okay. Can I try?" - Me
"Sure!" - SA, handing me a men's defensive lacrosse stick
*maneuver string into Male Athlete's nose*
"Agh! It went so far in!" - Male Athlete
"Haha I'm proud." - Me
"I feel so violated!" - Male Athlete
"Was that unwanted touching?" - Me
"Kinda. It tickled my brain." - Male Athlete
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