Urban dictionary won't save you now

*athlete says something that sounds derogatory*
"What did you say?" - Me
"No, I said binger. Don't worry." - Athlete
"You're a terrible liar." - Me
"Why? It's a type of house plant." - Athlete
"Uh huh." - Me
"I'm six feet under right now, aren't I?" - Athlete
"Getting deeper by the second." - Me
*athlete mimes digging*