Friday, March 28, 2014

My eyes are burning

"B, you smell awful." - Me
*motions to hug me*
"No!" - Me, cringing
*motions to hug two girls*
"NO!! NO!!" - Both
*shorter girl ducks under his arm*
"See, that's the perk of being shorter." - Me
"Totally." - Short athlete
"Yes, but that makes it easier to--" *motions to shove his armpit in her face* - B
"NOOOO!!!" - Short Athlete

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