TMI

"By the way. M and I are in a complicated relationship." - Athlete
"Orly?" - Me
"Yeah. And then classic M. He asked me if I'd considered going into the porn industry. Which he totally meant as a compliment. He has a strange way of saying things. You have to speak his language." - Athlete
"Oh trust me, I hung out with boys starting in middle school. I speak it fluently." - Me
"Apparently I have a certain skill set haha." - Athlete
"AGH!! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!" - Me