Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Stockholm syndrome

*Driving home with a former athlete*
"Are we in Hartford?" - Athlete
"No, Waterbury." - Me
"Oh, ok. I just didn't recognize where we were and thought you were trying to kidnap me like you always promise." - Athlete
"I'd feed you pizza." - Me
"What kind?" - Athlete
"Pepperoni." - Me
"You might as well kill me now." - Athlete

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