Vegetarianism

"K, I don't eat meat. I'm a vegetarian." - B
"B, you eat chicken. Chicken is meat." - Me
"Yeah, but it's not red meat." - B
If you eat any kind of meat, you're not a vegetarian." - Me
"Yes I am. I'm ovo-lacto-vegetarian." - B
"HAHAHAHAHA!! Do you even know what that means?" - Me