Guest Post by EM

athlete: "will you peel my orange please?"
me: "um, no. why can't you peel your own orange?"
athlete: "my fingers hurt...."
me: "sounds like a personal problem, find a freshman"
athlete: "PLEEEEASE peel my orange?"
me: "no"
athlete: "peel my orange!"
me: "once more, no!"
athlete: "ok..."