Champions

"Did you know lacrosse heads used to have spikes on the end?" - Athlete
"Really?!" - Me
"Yeah, they used to stab each other in the ribs with them." - Athlete
"That's awesome! So it was like the Hunger Games?" - Me
"Pretty much, but with slaves." - Athlete
"Sweet! The Hunger Games and Gladiator combined! Why did we change it?!" - Me