Never shave again

"Want to sit down?" - Me
"Nah, I'm good." - Student
*2 minutes later*
"I knew you would eventually." - Me
"What can I say, I'm lazy." - Student
" So you couldn't be a hobbit?" - Me
"No. Too tall." - Student
"But you're too short to be an elf." - Me
"You hit the jackpot." - Student
"You'd make a good dwarf." - Me
"Yeah?" - Student
"Yeah. All we'd have to do is put a beard on you and you'd be the prettiest dwarf maiden in the land." - Me
"I'd be OK with that." - Student