Impromptu surgery

Conversation between athlete and her boyfriend
"AHHHH. I GOT A HUGE PAPER CUT ON MY THUMB AND IT'S BLEEDING A LOT" - Athlete
"ELEVATE AND APPLY PRESSURE" - Boyfriend
"IT HURTS. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE" - Athlete
"REMEMBER TO MAKE A CLEAN CUT AND ICE THE LOST DIGIT WE MAY BE ABLE TO REATTACH." - Boyfriend