Guilty by association

*I walk up next to the assistant football coach *
"I don't want to talk to you." - Coach
*I stare at him*
"You always have bad news." - Coach
*I stare at him*
"Every time an athletic trainer comes onto the field, it's with bad news." - Coach
*I stare at him*
"You only ever come onto the field with bad news, so I don't want to talk to you." - Coach
*I stare at him*
"Do you have bad news?" - Coach
"No." - Me
"Then why did you come onto the field?" - Coach
"To stand and watch. Quietly." - Me
"But I thought you had bad news." - Coach
"I didn't say anything!" - Me