Football Player 1: SMELL MY FINGERS!! *shoving his fingers under his brother's nose*
Football Player 2: UGH! NO!!
FP1: These gloves are disgusting. I borrowed them, and they smell awful. Smell the glove. Hey K, smell the glove! *waving glove at me*
Me: NOO! I WILL NOT SMELL THE GLOVE! *thinking to myself: do not make a spinal tap reference! do not make a spinal tap reference!*
