I am so smart, I am so smart...

"Coach, can you open this for me?" - Student Athletic Trainer, holding an ice bag towards me
*I reach down and open it on the right side*
"I knew that! I SO knew that!" - SAT

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"That's a big bitch!" - Student sitting next to me in stands
*sees me glaring at him*
"Sorry! Sorry! But, it's just... She's a big girl with some muscle on her and the way she dribbles the ball..." - student, drifting off with dreamy look on his face