Well if that's the only necessary qualification...

"A, do you have C's number?" - E
"What's a C? Why would I have his number?" - A
"Because you're white!" - E

Postseason horror

*athlete 1 puts his glove under athlete 2's nose*
"Awww, MAN! What did you do to those things?!" - Athlete 2
"Not washed them since day 1." - Athlete 1, proudly
*I make gagging noises*

At least they're being healthy?

"McDonald's?!" - step girl 1, using face time
"One, McDonald's gives you--*3 girls in unison*--STOMACH CANCER." -step girl 2
"And two, we're better than the dollar menu! - step girl 3