Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Use your words!

"Okay, so tell me what happened." - Me
"Okay, so I went 'tss tss tss' *arm pumping motion* and then he went 'tss tss tss' *arm pumping motion*, but he was bigger than me, so he went 'tss tss tss' on my leg." - Athlete

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Testimonials

"Miss, my hamstring is bothering me, can you do a massage or something?" - Football 1
"Uh, no." - Me
"Trust me, you do NOT want any massage she gives. It feels nice right after, but the next day you are sore. You feel like someone beat you. You need another massage afterwards from someone who's going to be gentle." - Football 2