"Okay, so tell me what happened." - Me
"Okay, so I went 'tss tss tss' *arm pumping motion* and then he went 'tss tss tss' *arm pumping motion*, but he was bigger than me, so he went 'tss tss tss' on my leg." - Athlete
I'm an athletic trainer at a high school and happen to be blessed with hilarious (and often odd or crazy) athletes. I started posting these on Facebook and they gained such a following that I've moved them here for all to enjoy. Submissions by other athletic trainers welcome!
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Testimonials
"Miss, my hamstring is bothering me, can you do a massage or something?" - Football 1
"Uh, no." - Me
"Trust me, you do NOT want any massage she gives. It feels nice right after, but the next day you are sore. You feel like someone beat you. You need another massage afterwards from someone who's going to be gentle." - Football 2
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