I'm sorry, but that's a blue form, not a yellow one

*Athlete has just been told they're not cleared for practice*
"So I just have to watch practice?" - Athlete
"Yep. You can play when you get that paperwork filled out." - Me
"I didn't know I needed paperwork." - Athlete
"Let me just explain: whatever you do in life, always make sure you've filled out the appropriate paperwork." - Me

Expectations

Mini Golf

"I got an extra ball." - Former Athlete
"Uh, why?" - Me
"Well, I couldn't decide which one was pink enough." - Former Athlete