The Unknown Beatle

"M, name the Beatles!" - Athlete 1
"Not Jimi Hendrix...?" - Athlete 2

Royalty

Casual Friday

"We have a half day next Friday." - Athlete 1
"Why?" - Athlete 2
"All Saints Day." - Me
"What did you say?" - Athlete 2
"All Saints Day." -Me
"I thought you said All Sex Day." - Athlete 2
"That would be an odd thing for a Catholic school to do." - Me
"Like casual Friday, only better." - Athlete 2
"No. Just...no." - Athlete 3

Road Trip

"Can I come to the movie with you?" - Athlete
"Uh, sure, if you want to drive to Berlin." - Me
"I'll drive with you. I'll even bring my mixed tape. I've been saving it for a special occasion." - Athlete
"Or not." - Me

Just a Hunch

"kkkkkkkkkkkkk" - Former Athlete
"Are you dying again?" - Me

Bodily functions

"Ow. I just burped and it hurt." - athlete with shoulder in sling and ice wrapped on.

Terminology

"It goes brown restaurant, white restaurant, n***** restaurant--"
*athlete stops and realizes I'm looking at them*
"--I mean black people restaurant." - Athlete 1
"Tuxedo?" - Athlete 2
"Yeah. Tuxedo restaurant. Can you just pretend you didn't hear anything?" - Athlete 1
"If only I could." - Me

Twerking

We can twerk at McDonald's! - Athlete 1
No one should twerk anywhere. - field hockey coach
Especially not at McDonald's. - Athlete 2

Qualifications for emo

"Don’t take my coat! I look emo. Next I’ll have to start wearing guyliner and shopping and shopping at hot topic." - boys soccer player