Completely Without Context

Who do you think you are, Obama's pet rat?!

Height

"I feel like there’s such a difference between 6’ and 5’11". If you say you’re 6’ you’re a man, whereas if you’re 5’11" you’re just short."

Apparently there are levels

"Dude, he swears like a 20 year old!" - Athlete talking about his younger brother

Just receivers?

*while checking the arm of a player*
"I'm a receiver. I'm not tough!"

Priorities

"You know, I actually want the surgery. So I can, you know - use my hand." - One athlete to another

Sharing the torture

*5 minutes after I've played MMMBop for a bunch of field hockey athletes*

"Now that song's stuck in my head." - Athlete

Back to feeling old again

"Here's another one for you: Hanson." - Me
"Uhhh...I think my uncle likes them." - One of six athletes staring at me blankly
*facepalm*

Flashback to 1997?

"You probably don't know who this is, but I'm old enough to know who the backstreet boys are." - Me
"Oh my god! I LOVE the backstreet boys!!!" - said in unison by three field hockey girls