Shaving

"If I don't shave at least every other day--" - Athlete 1
"It's like 'Hey look, I'm a bear.'" - Athlete 2

Confusion

"Are you playing softball?" - Athlete 1
"Of course! ...Wait...no." - Athlete 2

Trust

"Where are you playing football? Is there someone there that can tape your glove? Don't let Coach C do it." - Me
"7 on 7. Coach R and coach C are at them. Why not Coach C?" - Athlete
"Trust me. It's Coach C." - Me

Cephalapods

"I can't help it!!! Please tell me there's some kind of magic tape I can do or brace to fix my entire lower leg. Or at least my knee." - Athlete
"There is. Coincidentally, it looks like you're getting attacked by blue octopi." - Me
"Yayyyyyyyy :) I miss my octopus." - Athlete